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[Question] Handlers

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:39 pm
by brutus
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Re: [Question] Handlers

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 2:39 am
by issle88
Once upon a time, in a zoo cage that had 10 monkeys inside, some scientist decided to make an experiment. They placed water pumps on the roofs, a ladder on the bottom and some bananas on top of the ladder. Each time a monkey climbed the ladder to get the bananas, the pumps were throwing water on the other monkeys.

After 2 days the monkeys understood, so each time some monkey tried to climb the ladder, the other monkeys would beat the crap out of that monkey to avoid getting wet by the pumps. A week later, the scientist removed half of the monkeys and replaced them with monkeys from another zoo. The new monkeys didnt knew about the water pumps. So each time a new monkey tried to climb the ladder, without knowing the consequences the other monkeys were beating the crap out of him. So the new monkeys started beating the crap out of the monkey that tried to climb the ladder, without knowing the reason.

Months later, they replaced all the monkeys. Each time one monkey tried to climb the ladder, the rest of the monkeys would beat the crap out of him, without knowing why they actually do it. So one day, one monkey asked the rest:

"Why the hell do we beat the crap out of the one that climb the ladder ? "

And they replied:

"Dunno, thats how things work here...."


Theres your answer :)

Re: [Question] Handlers

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 4:14 am
by brutus
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Re: [Question] Handlers

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 7:34 am
by ZaKaX
LMFAO :lol:

Re: [Question] Handlers

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 7:34 am
by Didldak
SRSLY XDDDD

btw: no reason atm =)

Re: [Question] Handlers

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 7:46 am
by Aikimaniac
brutus wrote:sry but we arent in your home( the jungle) better keep your family histories for your self freaking mofo slyfer
sometimes some individuals need to cover their lack of IQ with stupid stories and turn the intention to them...

Re: [Question] Handlers

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 7:57 am
by issle88
sometimes some individuals need to cover their lack of IQ with stupid stories and turn the intention to them...
Or trying to say this:
btw: no reason atm =)
with a flavour of enjoyment and humor. Humor, that for some inidivuals looks like an NPE ....

Re: [Question] Handlers

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:01 am
by Aikimaniac
Issle wrote:
sometimes some individuals need to cover their lack of IQ with stupid stories and turn the intention to them...
Or trying to say this:
btw: no reason atm =)
with a flavour of enjoyment and humor. Humor, that for some inidivuals looks like an NPE ....
this is developers forum and not fucking face book..if somebody askes some technical question, he should get proper answer to avoid another 6 stupid answers...even if offtopic area...try to stay with this diagram pls...

Re: [Question] Handlers

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:04 am
by issle88
Ok ok, my bad. Now ill know that even in off-topic someone shouldnt express his human self. So i guess i wont do that mistake again, Mister Developer :D

Re: [Question] Handlers

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 9:37 am
by Forsaiken
Ahahah Issle thats so cool xDDD

LOLOLOL